A man walked into a restaurant. The restaurant advertised it had the _______ menu in the world. The manager was very proud of being able to provide any dish,no matter how _______ it was.

At the bottom of the _______ ,there was a notice that said,“If you do not see the dish you need on this menu,please tell us and we will add it to the menu right away. ”

The man _______ the menu and decided to make sure if it was true. He would order _______ that was very unusual.

When a waiter came up to take his order,he said,“You say you can serve any dish,even if it's not on your longest menu in the world. ”

“That is correct,sir. ”

“Well,”the man said,“bring me a sandwich with two elephant ears. _______ ，not African. ”

The waiter wrote down in his paper:Two Indian elephant ears on toast.

“Very good, sir,”he said. "That shouldn't _______ long. "

The waiter walked away quickly.

The man was very surprised and rather disappointed.

Then he smiled _______ the waiter returned with a very unhappy look on his face.

“Ah!”the man said. “You can't _______ it to me, can you?”

“I'm very sorry,sir,and this is the ________ embarrassing(令人尴尬的),”he said,“but I'm afraid we can't because we've run out of bread. ”