行者见说起菩萨，却有三分儿转意道：“兄弟，既这等说，我且不打你，你却老实说，不要瞒我。那唐僧在那里有难，你却来此哄我？”八戒道：“哥哥，没甚难处，实是想你。”行者骂道：“这个好打的劣货！你怎么还要者嚣？我老孙身回水帘洞，心逐取经僧。那师父步步有难，处处该灾，你趁早儿告诵我，免打！”八戒闻得此言，叩头上告道：“哥啊，分明要瞒着你，请你去的，不期你这等样灵。饶我打，放我起来说罢。”……

    行者道：“你这个呆子！我临别之时，曾叮咛又叮咛，说道：‘若有妖魔捉住师父，你就说老孙是他大徒弟。’怎么却不说我？”八戒又思量道：“请将不如激将，等我激他一激。”道：“哥啊，不说你还好哩，只为说你。他一发无状！”行者道：“怎么说？”八戒道：“我说：‘妖精，你不要无礼。莫害我师父！我还有个大师兄，叫做孙行者。他神通广大，善能降妖。他来时教你死无葬身之地！’那怪闻言，越加忿怒，骂道：‘是个甚么孙行者，我可怕他？他若来，我剥了他皮，抽了他筋，啃了他骨，吃了他心！饶他猴子瘦，我也把他剁碎着油烹！…行者闻言，就气得抓耳挠腮，暴躁乱跳道：“是那个敢这等骂我！”八戒道：“哥哥息怒，是那黄袍怪这等骂来，我故学与你听也。”行者道：“贤弟，你起来。不是我去不成，既是妖精敢骂我，我就不能不降他，我和你去。老孙五百年前大闹天宫，普天的神将看见我，一个个控背躬身，口口称呼大圣。这妖怪无礼，他敢背前面后骂我！我这去，把他拿住，碎尸万段，以报骂我之仇！报毕，我即回来。”八戒道：“哥哥，正是，你只去拿了妖精，报了你仇，那时来与不来，任从尊意。”

    SPECIAL EVENTS THIS WEEKEND

Captain Good Fellow

    Do your children enjoy interesting stories, funny games, and exciting dances? Captain Good Fellow will be ready to teach all these things to children of all ages at the City Theatre on Saturday morning at 10:00. Free.

Walking Tour of the Town

    Forget your worries on Saturday morning. Take a beautiful walk and learn about local history. Meet at the front entrance of City Hall at 9:30. Wear comfortable shoes!

Films at the Museum

    Two European films will be shown on Saturday afternoon at the Museum Theatre. See Broken Window at 1:30. The workers will be at 3:45. For further information, call 4987898.

International Picnic

    Are you tired of eating the same food every day? Come to Central Park on Saturday and enjoy food from all over the world. Delicious and not expensive. Noon to 5:00 pm.

Take Me out to the Ballgame

    It's October, and tonight is your last chance to see the Redbirds this year. Get your tickets at the gate. It might be cold; don't forget sweaters and jackets.

Do You Want to Hear “The Zoo”

    “The Zoo”, a popular rock group from Australia, will give their first US concert tomorrow night at 8:00 at Rose Hall, City College.