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甲得道多助，失道寡助
天时不如地利，地利不如人和。三里之城，七里之郭，环而攻之而不胜。夫环而攻之，必有得天时者矣；然而不胜者，是天时不如地利也。城非不高也，池非不深也，兵革非不坚利也，米粟非不多也；委而去之，地利不如人和也。故曰，域民不以封疆之界，固国不以山溪之险，威天下不以兵革之利。得道者多助，失道者寡助。寡助之至，亲戚畔之；多助之至，天下顺之。以天下之所顺，攻亲戚之所畔；故君子有不战，战必胜矣。
乙仁者无敌
梁惠王曰：“晋国，天下莫强焉叟之所知也。及寡人之身，东败于齐，长子死焉；西丧地于秦七百里；南辱于楚。寡人耻之，愿比死者一洒之①，如之何②则可？”
孟子对曰；“地方百里而可以王。王如施仁政于民，省刑罚，薄税敛，深耕易耨③；壮者以暇日修其孝悌忠信，入以事其父兄，出以事其长上。可使制梃以达秦楚之坚甲利兵矣。
“彼夺其民时，使不得耕耨以养其父母。父母冻饿，兄弟妻子离散，彼陷溺其民，王往而征之，夫谁与王敌？故曰：‘仁者无敌。’王请勿疑！”
【注释】①比：替，为；一：全，都；洒：洗刷。全句说，希望为全体死难者报仇雪恨。 ②如之何：对他怎么办。③易耨：及时除草。易，疾，速，快；耨，除草。

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    April Fools'Day is a day to play jokes on others．No one knows how it began，but people think it first began in France．

    Each country celebrates April Fools'Day differently．In France，people call the April fools "April Fish"．They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them．When he or she finds this，they shout” April Fish!”

    In the UK，people play jokes only in the morning．You are a“noodle”if someone fools you．

    In the US，people play small jokes on their friends on the first of April．They may point down to your shoe and say，“Your shoelace iS untied．”If you believe them and look down，you are an April fool then．

——I like English best.